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The Rolling Drills of Otsego

 

This is a parody of the Scottish ballad, The Rolling Hills of the Border. I was inspired by a version called, The Rolling Mills of New Joisey.

The Rolling Hills Of The Border         

 

Chorus

When I die, bury me low,
Where I can hear the bonny Tweed flow,
A sweeter place I never did know,
Than the rolling hills o’ the border

I
I ha’e travelled far and wide,
Seen the Hudson and seen the Clyde,
I’ve courted by Loch Lomondsside
but I dearly love the border

When I die, bury me low,
Where I can hear the bonny Tweed flow,
A sweeter place I never did know,
Than the rolling hills o’ the border

II
Often I ha’e mind o’ the day
Wi’ my lass, I strolled by the Tay,
But all its beauty fades away
Among the hills o’ the border

When I die, bury me low,
Where I can hear the bonny Tweed flow,
A sweeter place I never did know,
Than the rolling hills o’ the border

III
There’s a certain peace of mind
Bonnie lasses there you’ll find
Men so sturdy, men so kind
Among the hills o’ the border

When I die, bury me low,
Where I can hear the bonny Tweed flow,
A sweeter place I never did know,
Than the rolling hills o’ the border

The Rolling Drills Of Otsego 
(A cautionary ballad)    

Chorus

When I die, bury me low,
Where I can hear the Susquehanna flow, 
A sweeter place I never did know, 
Than the rolling hills o’ Otsego.

I
I ha’e travelled far and wide, 
Seen the Hudson and the Delaware wide, 
I’ve courted by the Briar Creekside 
And I dearly love Otsego.

When I die, bury me low,
Where I can hear the gas pipes blow, 
A louder roar I never did know, 
From the rolling drills o’ Otsego.
 
II
Now when I view the tragedy
From Cabot, Halliburton, and Lenape,
All the beauty fades away
Because of the drills o’ Otsego.

When I die, bury me low,
Where I smell the gas pits flow, 
A nastier stench I never did know, 
From the rolling drills o’ Otsego.

III
There’s a certain kind of hell
When your heritage you sell
For a piece of a filthy gas well
Among the drills o’ Otsego

When I die, bury me low,
Where I can hear the Susquehanna flow, 
A sweeter place I never did know, 
Than the rolling hills o’ Otsego.

Brian Foley, Feb 19, 2009

Clarification: The second to last verse does not mean to imply that anyone who leases their land is going to hell, or anything silly like that. I just mean that the gas companies will turn this area into a kind of hell.

No moral judgements here. We are neighbors, and I respect everyone’s rights.

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